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Thursday, November 21, 2013

1288- WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS

SCHOOL
A place where Parents pay and children play

LIFE INSURANCE
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

NURSE
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

MARRIAGE
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..

TEAR
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

CONFERENCE
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

FATHER
A banker provided by nature

CRIMINAL
A person no different from the rest ....except that he/she got caught

BOSS
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!

POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter.

DOCTOR
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
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