1648- If an engineer becomes a doctor...

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An Engineer was not getting a job even after two years of graduation. so he decided to open a clinic & wrote outside:
"Any treatment in Rs.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-. "

A CLEVER Doctor thought that he will fool the engineer and & get Rs.1000 from him.
He says to the Engineer:
I cant feel any taste on my tongue...
Engineer asks the Nurse to put few
drops of medicine from box no 22.
After that the doctor shouts: "What d _____ ...its URINE!!
The engineer says congratulations your sense of taste is back now.
The Doctor was angry as he lost Rs.300.

After 2 weeks the same doctor comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too.
Doctor : I've lost my memory.
Engineer: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue.
DOCTOR : Wait Engineer but that medicine is for sense of taste.
Engineer: Congratulations your memory is back.

Moral: Don't try to be over-smart with a desperate unemployed Engineer...