2002- Just for the weekend!

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1. When your life is in darkness, Pray to God and ask Him to free you from darkness..... and If you are still in darkness..Pls pay your Electrical bill.

2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing; Either the car is new or the wife.
3. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant. Panic is when both are pregnant.
4. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away...
5. A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential
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After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her seat and closed her Eyes.
As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her; pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice
"Hi Sweetheart, its BABU I'm on the Train".
'Yes, I know it's Six thirty and not four thirty, but I had A Long Meeting".
"No, honey, Not with the pretty girl from the Accounts Office, It was with the Boss".
"No Sweetheart,
You're the only one in My life"
"Yes, I'm sure, Cross my heart".
Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly. When the Young Woman sitting next to him had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone
BABU darling hang up the phone and come back to bed."
Now BABU doesn't use his cell phone in Public Anymore 😝😝😝😛😛
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Wife - i m going to London do u wnt any gift
Hus- a british girl ...
Wife- ok...
Wife returns..
Hus- whr is d gift ?
Wife- wait for 9 months
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In an entrance of a hospital Santa Singh asks a boy
Santa- why r u crying?
Boy- they cut my finger for blood test...
Santa- Baap re , i came here for urine test...😂
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Argument betwn british n india.
British - we spoiled ur mothr land for 200 yrs hahaha
India - hahaha we r spoiling ur mothr tongue daily hahahahahaha 😃
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Teachr - wht is d full form of MATHS..
Student- mentally affected teachr harassing student...
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Son - padosi ki ladki ko english nahi aati
Fathr - tujhe kese pata ??
Son -giv me a kiss bola toh thappad marti hai saali Anpad gawar😁😁😄😄
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Banta Singh in computr exam.
Exmnr- wht iz microsoft excel ?
Banta - i thnk it iz a new brand of surf excel to clean d computer...
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