2017- Punjabi Matrimonial ad:

BarObar bola!
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"WANTED WIFE
AGE no Bar,
WEIGHT no Bar,
LOOKS no Bar,
CASTE no Bar,
Education no Bar.
But girl's father must have his own "BAR"..😜😂😎
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 Finally I have found my true love!! It happens to be my "weight".....
Inspite of letting it go and setting it free.....
It keeps coming back to me❤❤
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A Pathaan to an AirHostess:
"Vallah.. Tumhara shakal Humara BB Se milti!"
Airhostess:
"Bakwas band kar kamine!"
Pathaan:
"MashaALLAH! Zubaan b Milti!"
😝😝😝

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