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Friday, May 29, 2015

2032- Wife jokes!

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A bus full of housewives going on a picnic ,
fell into a river ,all died .
Each husband cried for a week ,
one husband continued for more than two weeks !!!
When asked that did he miss his wife so much ?

he replied miserably :
No!
My wife
missed
the bus !!!
😜😝😋😛😊
😃😃😃

If Flipkart starts matrimonial services 👬, they will become the No.1 site in the world 🌎 because they have a 30 day return 💫policy no questions asked
😜😜😜😜😂😂

Killer.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🔪🔪🔪
KEEP LAUGHING !
A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away.
A
t the funeral house, the African woman kept sobbing and saying: "I KNEW IT !!! I KNEW IT !!!"
A family member pulled her aside and asked:
"What did you know?" She replied: "That, Chinese products don't last long.
😂😂

Pharmacist to customer:
'Sir please understand, to buy a anti depression pill you need a proper prescription... Simply showing wife's picture is not enough.'
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