2048- Jest a minute!

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Sexy secretary comes angrily out of Boss's cabin.. ♨

Staff askd:
wht hapend?
Secretary:
He asked me r u free tonight? 😜
I said yes !
Bastard gave me 60 pages to type!!!
😡😡😡😝😝😝
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Shocking Introduction at a party...
.
.
One man to another ..
Meet my wife tanya ..
2nd one : ya, I know her.
1st one : how..?
2nd one : we were caught many a times sleeping together.
1st one : Wat??? Angrily.. What the hell u r talking..??
2nd one : during lectures in science & history classes.
We were classmates.😜😜😝
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Police: R u married?
Sardar: Yes, with a woman.
Police : Of course! Did u even hear of anyone marrying a man?
Sardar: Yes, my sister did....!!!😁😂😜😀
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--Signboard outside a..
PATHOLOGY Clinic--
For you it may be your Urine & Potty...
but
for us, it is our Dal & Roti...!!!
😜😄😀😃😜😝😝😁😜😜
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One day I asked my Heart......
What is love ?
Heart Replied:
Dekh bhai apna kaam blood supply karna hai...! syllabus ke baahar ka mat pucch.....😝😝😝😝😜😜😜😂.
A Safety warning notice in a factory for female workers:
"If your skirt is long, stay away from the engines
and
if it
is short, stay away from the engineers.."😂😂😂
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