In an ALCOHOL FACTORY the REGULAR TESTER DIED and the director started LOOKING FOR a NEW ONE TO HIRE.
A DRUNKARD WITH a RAGGED, DIRTY LOOK CAME TO APPLY for the position.
The director of the factory wondered how TO SEND HIM AWAY. They TESTED HIM.
They gave him a glass with a drink.
He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That's correct", said the boss.
another glass. "It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south western slope, oak barrels."
"Correct." The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.
She brought in a GLASS OF URINE.
The ALCOHOLIC TRIED IT.
"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, made inside the office. And if you don't give me the job, I'll also tell who's the father!"
The boss collapsed...😜
A DRUNKARD WITH a RAGGED, DIRTY LOOK CAME TO APPLY for the position.
The director of the factory wondered how TO SEND HIM AWAY. They TESTED HIM.
They gave him a glass with a drink.
He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That's correct", said the boss.
another glass. "It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south western slope, oak barrels."
"Correct." The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.
She brought in a GLASS OF URINE.
The ALCOHOLIC TRIED IT.
"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, made inside the office. And if you don't give me the job, I'll also tell who's the father!"
The boss collapsed...😜
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