ARAB JOKES

1

Arab student sends an e-mail to his Dad saying:

Dear Dad: Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here; but Dad, I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college with my Gold Mercedes, when all my Teachers travel by train.

Your Son,
Nasser.

Sometime later Nasser gets reply to his e-mail from his Dad:

Loving son:

Twenty Million Dollars transferred to your account, please stop
embarrassing us; go and get yourself a train too.

Your Dad

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2

An Arab trader met the Director overseas operations. In the course of their conversation the Director inquired about the purpose of his visit.

The sheik told him, “I want a Coca -cola.”

The smart attendant immediately opened a bottle of Coca-cola and handed over to the Sheik on a golden platter. The sheik was bewildered.

Immediately the Director overseas operations, became furious, stood up and slapped the attendant and told him, “When a sheik asks for Coca-Cola, he means Coca-Cola Plant to be installed in his country. Know the business secrets and be careful.

(An email forward)
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