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Regular naps prevent old age, especially if one takes them while driving.

Having one child makes you a parent, but having two makes you a referee.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other one is the husband.

A child's greatest period of growth is the one month after purchasing a new school uniform.

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.True friends stab you in the front.

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Married couples always compromise - the husband admits he's wrong and the wife agrees with him.

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

Saving is the best thing, especially when your parents have done it for you.

Wise men talk because they have something to say, fools talk because they have to say something.

Languages are known as mother tongues because the father seldom gets to speak.
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