Missing Husband

A woman went to police station

to file a report for her missing husband:

Woman: I lost my husband.

Inspector: What is his height ??

Woman: I never noticed.

Inspector: Slim or healthy ??

Woman: Not slim can be healthy.

Inspector: Color of eyes ??

Woman: Never noticed.

Inspector: Color of hair ??

Woman: Should be black.

Inspector: What was he wearing??

Woman: I don't remember exactly.

Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????

Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.

The woman started crying.

Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(an email forward)

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