1510- Humour

Banta & Santa 😀😈
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After returning from a foreign trip, Banta asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"
Banta: "In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?"
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Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Banta: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Banta: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
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