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Friday, May 15, 2015

1998- 'Never let me live in a vegetative state'

Husband: last night I was sitting in the living room, talking 2 my wife about life.. In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.
I told her : "Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the connections that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die."
My wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me & proceeded to disconnect the Cable tv, & DVD, then the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the bar and threw away all my whisky, rum, Gin, Vodka & the Beer from the fridge...
Moral : Think before you speak. The female brain works on a different wavelength 😳

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