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Thursday, May 28, 2015

2017- Punjabi Matrimonial ad:

BarObar bola!
AGE no Bar,
WEIGHT no Bar,
LOOKS no Bar,
CASTE no Bar,
Education no Bar.
But girl's father must have his own "BAR"..😜😂😎

 Finally I have found my true love!! It happens to be my "weight".....
Inspite of letting it go and setting it free.....
It keeps coming back to me
A Pathaan to an AirHostess:
"Vallah.. Tumhara shakal Humara BB Se milti!"

"Bakwas band kar kamine!"
"MashaALLAH! Zubaan b Milti!"

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