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Tuesday, June 05, 2007

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?


Put about 100 bricks in some
particular order in a closed
room with an
open window.



Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
the room and close the door.



Leave them alone and come back
after half an hour and then analyze
the situation of each batch.



If they are counting the
bricks,
put them in the Accounts
Department.



If they are recounting them,
put them in Auditing.



If they have messed up the
whole place with the bricks,
put them in Engineering.



If they are arranging the
bricks in some strange order.
put them in Planning.



If they are throwing the
bricks at each other,
put them in Operations.



If they are sleeping.
put them in Security.



If they have broken the bricks
into pieces,
put them in Information Technology.




If they are sitting idle,
put them in Human Resources.



If they say they have tried
different combinations, yet

not a brick has
been moved. Put them in Sales.



If they have already left for
the day.
Put them in Marketing.



If they are staring out of the
window.
put them on Strategic Planning.



And then last but not the least.


If they are talking to each

other and not a single brick
has been

moved.



Congratulate them and put them
in Top Management.

(A forward mail)

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