NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN!!

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for
a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office
& I will swing by the house to pick my things up" "Oh! Please pack my
new blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is,
did exactly what her husband asked.
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking
good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But
why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"

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The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box....."
(an email forward)
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