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Saturday, February 21, 2009

A Bong ! (in good humour)


An angry Bengali letter?

- Chitti-chitti Bong Bong.

A talkative Bengali?

- Bulbul Chatterjee.

An outlawed Bengali?

- Kanoon Banerjee.

An enlightened Bengali?

- Jyoti Basu.

Bengali who works?

- A work of fiction.

A stupid Bengali girl?

- Balika Buddhu.

A Bengali marriage?

- Bedding.

A Bengali voyeur?

- Keyhollo.

A mad Bengali?

- In Sen (insane).

A dark Bengali who lives in a cave?

- Kalidas Guha.

A Bengali mobster?

- Robin Ganguli.

A perfumed Bengali?

- Chandan Das.

A Bengali goldsmith?

- Shonar Bangla.

What is bigger than the state of Bengal?

-The Bay of Bengal.

What's bigger than the Bay of Bengal?

- The Bengali Ego.

When does a Bengali sound like a dog?

- When he says Bow (wow).

Also when he bharks (works).

Why was the Bengali fired from being salesman at Raymond's retails store?

- Every time someone asked him what the material was, he replied "Terrybool (understood as terrible)".


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