Wonderfully described definitions...........

POLITICIAN:

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later

CRIMINAL:
A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught



MISER:
A person who lives poor, so that he can die RICH!



PESSIMIST:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY

DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

PHILOSOPHER:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead



ATOM BOMB:
An invention to bring an end to all inventions

YAWN:
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth

OFFICE:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life



SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!



CLASSIC:
A book which people praise, but never read



ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before

CONFERENCE ROOM:

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on .

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is

defeated by feminine water-power!

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present .


LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either .


CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

(An email forward)



(An email forward)
_______________________________