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Wednesday, March 05, 2014

1356- Jest Joking !

Test whether you are normal!
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In a "Mental Hospital"
a journalist asked the Doctor: "How do you determine whether to admit a patient or not?"

Doctor: "Well, We'd fill a bathtub & give (1) a teaspoon, (2)a glass & (3)a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the bathtub..."

Journalist: "Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger..."

Doctor : "No, A normal person would pull the drain plug!! Please go to bed No.38; We will start further investigations..."

You also thought about the bucket. Didn't you?..... please go to bed no.39!

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