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Friday, May 16, 2014

1455- Least risk & highest profits:

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In India, the only business, with the least risk and humongous profits, is 'CORRUPTION'.
(EENAADU)
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Ek Mantri USA gaya to meet his politician friend.

Uska ghar bahot khubsurat tha.

Indian : Itna khubsurat ghar kaise banaya?
American: Wo samne bridge nazar aa raha hai ?
Indian : haan
American: Uska 10% apni jeb me...!!

Phir American India aya to hairaan reh gaya k Indian ka ghar us se bhi zada khubsurat hai

American: Tum ne kaise banaya itna khubsurat ghar??
Indian : Wo samne bridge nazar aa raha hai??
American: nahi

Indian :hahahahahahhaha 😇😈😇
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