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Wednesday, February 11, 2015


When Human Body was first made, All Parts Wanted to be the Boss.
Brain said- I'm the Boss, bcoz I decide.
Feet said they want to be the boss and
So did the
Hands &

Finally Asshole said
I should be the Boss.

All parts started laughing.

So Asshole went on Strike,
Blocked itself and refused to open.

In a short time,
Hands Cranked,
Eyes Blurred,
Ears Emitted Hot Air,
Brain Got Heavy,
Heart and Lungs Panicked...

So they all agreed that
Asshole should be the BOSS !

It doesn't matter how talented you are...?
Any Asshole can be your Boss !!
This is a CORPORATE Fact.

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