1836- Vijaykant jokes!

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There was a 100 metre race going on...
Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'...
Everybody started running except Vijayakanth.
Referee - y r u not running...?
Vijayakanth - My number is 4...
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SBI Bank: Our bank is giving loan without interest....
Vijayakanth: If you don't have interest in giving loan then I don't want it....
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Vijayakanth and his brother are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Vijayakanth - what should we do now?
Vijayakanth brother- we'll take 50:50.
Vijayakanth- what about the remaining 900?
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Vijayakanth reading newspaper..
News:
"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"
Vijayakanth comments:
Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping
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Vijayakanth went to shop to buy Indian flag for independence day
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Vijayakanth told something and the shop keeper fainted...
Guess what did vijayakanth say ?
'Show me some more colors in this'!!!