1836- Vijaykant jokes!
There was a 100 metre race going on...
Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'...
Everybody started running except Vijayakanth.
Referee - y r u not running...?
Vijayakanth - My number is 4...
Vijayakanth: If you don't have interest in giving loan then I don't want it....
Vijayakanth and his brother are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Vijayakanth - what should we do now?
Vijayakanth brother- we'll take 50:50.
Vijayakanth- what about the remaining 900?
Vijayakanth reading newspaper..
"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"
Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping
Vijayakanth went to shop to buy Indian flag for independence day
Vijayakanth told something and the shop keeper fainted...
Guess what did vijayakanth say ?
'Show me some more colors in this'!!!