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Friday, May 29, 2015

2032- Wife jokes!

A bus full of housewives going on a picnic ,
fell into a river ,all died .
Each husband cried for a week ,
one husband continued for more than two weeks !!!
When asked that did he miss his wife so much ?

he replied miserably :
My wife
the bus !!!

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Killer.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🔪🔪🔪
A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away.
t the funeral house, the African woman kept sobbing and saying: "I KNEW IT !!! I KNEW IT !!!"
A family member pulled her aside and asked:
"What did you know?" She replied: "That, Chinese products don't last long.

Pharmacist to customer:
'Sir please understand, to buy a anti depression pill you need a proper prescription... Simply showing wife's picture is not enough.'

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