2093- Jest two! 😁😊😁
A Jew having no children , no money , no home and a blind mother ...
God is very pleased with his prayer, and............ Grants him one wish........... just one !!!!!!!!!!!!
The Jew says OK God, thanks, my one and only wish is - 'I want my Mom to SEE my wife putting, $ twenty million worth of diamonds around my Child's neck, in my Mercedes Benz parked near the swimming pool of our new 5 acre bungalow in Beverly Hills.'
GOD: Damn it! 'I still have a lot to learn from these Jews!
Man 1 : What are you doing bro.?
Man 2 : Just finished Dinner with wife and Now Scotch.....
Man 1 : Kya baat hai bhai koun si Black Label or Red Label
Man 2 : Abhe sale Scotch Brite se bartan majne ja raha hun.