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Thursday, July 06, 2017

2158~ Just in jest -Free Sex

A petrol station owner in Ludhiana was trying to increase his sales.

So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with every Top-Up.'

Soon Banta  pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

Banta guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'

A week later, Banta, along with his friend, Santa, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Banta  guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.'

As they were driving away, Santa said to  Banta , 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.'

Banta replied,
'No it is genuine. It's not rigged at all. My wife won twice last week !!!'😁



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