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Friday, July 07, 2017


😀 !!!JUST IN JEST!!! 😀
Towards the end of the Jashan for Parsi New Year, the Priest asked:~
"How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"‎

80% held up their hands.

The Priest then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Batliwala ? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Batliwala that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight," she replied.

"Oh, would you please come over in front and tell us all how a person of ninety-eight years of age not have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation & said:~
‎" None of them is alive. I have outlived all the bastards & bitches." ‎😀😀😀



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