2160~JUST IN JEST
😀 !!!JUST IN JEST!!! 😀
Towards the end of the Jashan for Parsi New Year, the Priest asked:~
"How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
80% held up their hands.
The Priest then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
"Mrs. Batliwala ? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Batliwala that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight," she replied.
"Oh, would you please come over in front and tell us all how a person of ninety-eight years of age not have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation & said:~
" None of them is alive. I have outlived all the bastards & bitches." 😀😀😀
Towards the end of the Jashan for Parsi New Year, the Priest asked:~
"How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
80% held up their hands.
The Priest then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
"Mrs. Batliwala ? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Batliwala that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight," she replied.
"Oh, would you please come over in front and tell us all how a person of ninety-eight years of age not have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation & said:~
" None of them is alive. I have outlived all the bastards & bitches." 😀😀😀
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