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Thursday, June 01, 2006

Time for some male bashing.....( for a change )..to some women who need a laugh.. and to men who can handle it!

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Q: What makes men chase women when they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of
driving.

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
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Blogger Hafez said...

sorry can't "handle" it
disgusting!!!!

5:47 pm

 

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