The Cow lessons

* Wake up in a happy mooo-d.

* Don't cry over spilled milk.

* When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!

* The grass is green on the other side of the fence.

* Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on. Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!

* It's better to be seen and not herd.

* Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.

* Never take any bull from anybody.

* Always let them know who's the bossy.

* Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.

* Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.

* Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.

Cheers!!

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