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Friday, October 09, 2009

Some watch, this!

A man is waiting at a railway station for his train that leaves at 6 p.m., but he has forgotten his watch.

So, he looks around to ask someone the time. He spots a guy carrying two suitcases and sporting this fabulous hi-tech watch, so he asks him for the time.

The guy replies, “Sure, which country?”

The man asks, “How many countries have you got?” To which the guy replies: “All the countries in the world!”

“Wow! That’s a pretty cool watch you’ve got there,.” says the man.

“That’s nothing,” the guy says. “This watch also has a GPS facility, fax, e-mail and can even receive NTSC television channels and display them on its miniature active colour pixel LCD screen!”

“Boy, that’s incredible. I wish I had a watch like that. You wouldn’t consider selling it by any chance, would you?” says the man.

“Well, actually the novelty has worn off for me, so for $900, if you want it, it’s yours,” says the guy.

The watchless traveller whips out his checkbook and gives out a cheque for the amount, and gets the watch.

“Congratulations! Here’s your new hi-tech watch,” says the guy, and hands over the two suitcases to the unsuspecting man.

“What are these?” he asks. “The batteries for the watch!”

(From the Internet)
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