1411- Vote for a better tomorrow

(1)Rakhi sawant's statements for 2014 elections... 😇
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"I Love Sea Food, Specially porns !!!"
~ Rakhi Sawant

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"For God's sex, stop making fun of my English."
~ Rakhi Sawant

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Media: “Aap Kitni Padhi Likhi Ho?”

Rakhi Sawant: “Zyaada Nahi.. Bas Inter-Course Kiya Hai…!!“
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"This year I am standing for erections"
Rakhi Sawant

( sorry, 3 Q&As are deleted for being too smutty)
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(2)All in all- RAJANIKANTH😇

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Breaking News :
All parties unanimously agree to support NaMo unconditionally for PM post. They said "itni chhoti si baat ke liye Rajni Sir ko beech me laane ki kya zaroorat thi" .

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(3)Latest poll joke...

The Average Length of a Tubelight is 3 feet...

At 5 feet 8 inches Rahul Gandhi is an Exception...

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(4)Nice lines seen on a banner in Bangalore:-

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*WE have two options in this election to choose from:
A) Lotus
B) Loot-us

*I want my India to be MODIfied!!

*Agar Majburi ka Naam mahatma Gandhi he to. ...Majbuti ka naam Narendra Modi Hai..

*Modi for vision.
Rahul for division.
Kejriwal for Televisions ...!! !!
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(5 )The specialty of this election...
Modi - single
Rahul - single
Mamta - single
Jaylalita - single
Mayawati- single
Only single persons can change the future of country.
Married cant even change the tv channels on their own...

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(6)India is running on trial and error........
Error was congress and now trial will be BJP 
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