My SCRAPBOOK (సేకరణలు): A COLLECTION of articles in English and Telugu(తెలుగు), from various sources, on varied subjects. I do not claim credit for any of the contents of these postings as my own.A student's declaration made at the end of his answer paper, holds good to the articles here too:"I hereby declare that the answers written above are true to the best of my friend's knowledge and I claim no responsibility whatsoever of the correctness of the answers."

Tuesday, May 05, 2015

1943- How to irritate the teacher!

Teacher:- tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student:- shaadi,..
Teacher:- nahi mera matlab hai kya banoge,.
Student:- dulhaa banunga,
Teacher:- Ohoo I mean to say kya hassil karoge ?
Student :- dulhan
Teacher:- Abe matlab bade hoker mummy papa ka liye kya karoge,?..
Student:- bahu launga,..
Teacher:- haraamkhor tumhare mummy papa tumse kya chahte hai?.
Students:- pota!
Teacher:- abbé Teri zindagi ka kya maksad hai?.
Student:- hum do hmare do..

Labels: , ,


Post a Comment

<< Home