UNIVERSAL LAWS OF THE OFFICE

- Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by killing all those who opposed them.

- If you can stay calm while all around you there's chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

-Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong 14 times gives you job security.

- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

- Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

- A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.

- Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

- Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.

- Hang in there, retirement is only a few years away!

- Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

- A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

- When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

- Indecision is the key to flexibility.

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