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Sunday, July 13, 2008

WISDOM OF HAPPY LIVING! (in lighter vein)

1. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving, which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

2. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Think about it.

3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and whatlothes we wear, but what we are inside.on’t try going out without clothes tomorrow to show what you are inside!

4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,walk as if you don't care who rules the world!That's called Attitude! Keep on rocking!

5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she didand is convinced that her son will never find a wife asgood as his father did!!!

6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activistsfor being cruel to the Crocodiles!

8. So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow but sure!

9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!

10. All desirable things in life are eitherillegal, banned, expensive or married to/possessed by someone else!

11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal NehruWe should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma GandhiSo love laziness?

12. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,when tears flows from your eyes; always remember to drink for others health, even though you loose your own.

13. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life

(from SMS)



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