*Some good definitions*

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can
die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and a
woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
feminine waterpower.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence
after.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

(an email forward)
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