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Monday, July 10, 2017

2167~ JUST IN JEST 😀

Wife : I have heard that a man gets deaf if he has Viagra often.

Husband : Who the hell is Jeff and what is he doing at Niagara? 😳
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A person died after hearing the price of Tur daal.
Dr. issued death certificate that read... Cause of death "HIGH PULSE RATE"...!!!😊
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Grandfather :
when I was of your age, I used to take two rupees to the market  and bring home soap, rice , milk, bread, ghee and face powder , etc.

Grandson :
nowadays it is difficult....
There are CCTV cameras  everywhere.
 😂😂😂😂😂

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