A woman went to police station
Woman: I lost my husband.
Inspector: What is his height ??
Woman: I never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or healthy ??
Woman: Not slim can be healthy.
Inspector: Color of eyes ??
Woman: Never noticed.
Inspector: Color of hair ??
Woman: Should be black.
Inspector: What was he wearing??
Woman: I don't remember exactly.
Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????
Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.
The woman started crying.
Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(an email forward)