Enough of Sardar jokes! Mallu jokes are here!!(no offence meant please)
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1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
IngumDax
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2) Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-lhiage.
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3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-lhiage today?
He is very bissi.
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4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in
Gelff.
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5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
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6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
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7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen
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8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
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9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to
America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
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10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto
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11) Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask
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12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.
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13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis don’t werk hard?
Kerala.
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14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi
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15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say
'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'
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16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "
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17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football teams ?
Coz whenever they get a corner, they set up a tea shop.
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18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of
kokanet oil.
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19) Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of
Benana Chibbs.
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20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of
BROGUN bones....
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(an email forward)
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