1448- 5ive undeniable Facts of Life :

(via Arjun C)
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1.Don't educate
your children
to be rich.
Educate them
to be Happy.
So when
they grow up
they will know
the value of things
not the price

2.Best awarded words
in London ...

"Eat your food
as your medicines.
Otherwise
you have to
eat medicines
as your food"

3.The One
who loves you
will never leave you
because
even if there are
100 reasons
to give up
he will find
one reason
to hold on

4.There is
a lot of difference
between
human being
and being human.
A Few understand it.

5.You are loved
when you are born.
You will be loved
when you die.
In between
You have to manage...!

Nice line from Ratan Tata's Lecture-

If u want to Walk Fast,
Walk Alone.
But
if u want to Walk Far,
Walk Together.

1447- 🐣Chicken Story🐣

(Mind blowing climax):
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A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock ...
As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock 🐓 from the market...

Old cock to Young cock 🐓:

Old cock: Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity...

🐓Young cock: What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old & should be retired.

Old cock : Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some?

🐓Young cock: No!! Not even one, all of them will be mine.

Old cock: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition & if I win you shall allow me to have one hen & if I lose you will have
all.

🐓Young cock: OKKK..
What kind of competition?

Old cock: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.

🐓Young cock: No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.

In the morning the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off & when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases 🐓 him with all his might.

Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock's back 🐓in a matter of seconds.

Suddenly..."BANG"💥!!!

Before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer ...
who cursed,

: "Hell"

This is the 5th GAY cock I've bought this week." ??

Moral: beware of senior experience in corporate politics !!!!!
(via Arjun. C)
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1446- Terror in Tamil Nadu!

1445- Hindi Songs & their Medical Meanings:-

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Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dhuan Chale..
🚨– Fever

Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi..
🚨– Heart Attack

Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Aoge..
🚨– Constipation

Bidi Jalayle Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai..
🚨– Acidity

Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karoon..
🚨– Cataract

Tuje Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna..
🚨– Alzheimer’s

Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole..
🚨– Vertigo

Tip-Tip Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayi..
🚨– Urinary Infection

Dil Dhadak-Dhadak Ke Keh Raha Hai..
🚨– Hypertension

Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere..
🚨– Corn On Feet

Haay-Re-Haay Neend Nahi Aaye..
🚨–Insomnia

Batana Bhi Nahi Aata, Chupana Bhi Nahi Aata..
🚨– Piles

And Sabse Mast

Lagi Aaj Saawan Ki Phir Wo Zadi Hai..
🚨– Loose Motion

Hasso ...
Beemari to purani hai - par msg naya hai!
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1444- KUNDALI

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Jyotishi : Tera naam Santa Singh hai?

Santa (impressed) : Ji Maharaaj

Jyotishi : Preeto teri biwi hai ?

Santa ( in admiring tone ) : Ji, ji Maharaj..!

Jyotishi : Tujhe 2 ladkiyaan aur ladka hai?

Santa (haath jod kar, sar jhuka kar ) Ji haan Maharaj...!

Jyotish- Tune abhi 10 kilo chawal kharide hain?

Santa ( jyotishi ke paer chhoote huey ) Maharaj, tussi to antaryami ho...!

Jyotishi :

AGLI BAAR AANA TO..

KUNDLI LAANA..

RATION CARD NAHIN..! !
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1443- Southern most tip of India- Kanyakumari

1442- 'People run either for life or sex!'

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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10lbs program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25 lbs program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."

He lost 33 lbs that week.

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1441- Completely finished!

1440- Sign post

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Believe in work not luck.
Trust in God but don't be dependent on him.
The Best"om" is home!!
The best"age" is courage!!
The best"mile" is smile!!
The best"stand" is understand!!
The best"end" is friend!!
The best"day" is today!!
So enjoy to its fullest....have a wonderful day...
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1439- Hussain sagar tank bund-1947

1438- Coffee- good for eyes!

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On account of diabetes, glucoma, old age etc the retina gets weakened. Taking coffee helps in reducing the severity of the problem. Chlorogenic acid (CLA), a powerful antioxident in coffee keeps the retina healthy. The extremely sensitive retinal layer requires oxygen in large quantities and lack of it weakens the retina. Hence a cup of coffee a day keeps the retina healthy.
(Research in Cornell university)
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1437- Straight from the source!

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1436- United we were, divided we are!

1435- Racism?

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Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

In London, a customer asked,"Do you have "Sarso Da Tel?"

The shopkeeper says "are you a "Sardar"?

The guy, clearly offended, says,"Yes I am...But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The shopkeeper says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Sarso Da Tel, why did you ask if I am a Sardar?"

The shopkeeper replied,
"Because, this is a WINE SHOP"
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1434- Skill or mastery comes from continuous practice/ riyaz

1433- COMFORT DESTROYS AMBITION!

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Yes, once in a while we have to relax to recuperate our energy.
But if we settle down in a Comfort zone of a routine, complacency sets in. From that inertia to come out and to achieve any thing worthwhile will be highly impossible.
' Life begins at the end of our comfort zone.'
"When a mother gives birth she is very uncomfortable but through that painful experience she brings forth the greatest accomplishment -- the birth of a human being. It's the same with our life. If we step outside our Comfort Zone we will give birth to great new abilities in our self!"
Jerry Bruckner
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1432- failure is not fatal:

'Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.'
-Winston Churchill
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--- "I slept on benches and everyday borrowed 20Rs/- from friend to travel to film city"
- Sharukh khan

"I failed in 8th standard"
-SACHIN TENDULKAR

"During my secondary school, I was dropped from school basketball
team"
-MICHAEL JORDAN

"I was rejected for the job in ALL INDIA RADIO bcoz of my heavy voice"
- AMITABH BACCHAN

"I used to work in petrol pump"
- DHIRUBHAI AMBANI

"I was rejected in d interview of PILOT"
- ABDUL KALAM

"I didn't even complete my university education"
- Bill Gates !!

"I was a dyslexic kid"
- TOM CRUIZE

"I was raped at the age of 9 "
- Oprah Winfrey

"I used to serve tea at a shop to support my football training"
- Lionel Messi

"I used to sleep on the floor in friends'rooms,returning Coke bottles for food, money, and getting weekly free meals at a local temple"
-Steve Jobs !!

"My teachers used to call me a failure"
- Tony Blair

"I was in prison for 27 years"
- Late President Nelson Mandela

and here comes d "THALIVA"

"At d age of 30, I was a bus conductor"
-RAJNI KANT

"Friends, there are many such people who struggled..

Life is not about what you couldn't do so far,
it's about what you can still do.
Wait and don't ever give up..
Miracles happen every day....!! 

 Latest miracle will be : A chaiwala becoming prime minister of India. 

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1431- WIFE & HUSBAND

1430- BOOKS

1429- About wives!

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He typed MARRIED it was auto corrected to MARTYRED ..
So then he typed SHAADI it auto corrected to SHAHEED ..
Damn !!! These smart phones have gained too much intelligence .
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What is similarity between the Indian Govt. And Pakistan Govt.....?

Answer-
Both don't care for INDIANS...!!!
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Its damn funny when a wife thinks she is punishing her husband by not talking to him for days.

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Santa- Teri aur bhabhi ki jodi to "Ram-Sita" ki jodi hai.

Banta- Kahan yaar!! Na to ye dharti me samati hai, na hi ise koi Raavan le jata hai...! __________________________________