2188 confidence

2187 CRYING AND TRYING

2186 You too Shakespeare!

2185 😀 !!!JUST IN JEST!!! 😀

MESSAGE FROM A FRIEND IN CHINA :~

The VOLATILE STOCK MARKET AFFECT human beings & their best friends.

Last month, MARKET was GOOD, my DOG ATE WHAT I ATE.
Last week, MARKET was BAD, I ATE WHAT MY DOG ATE.
Yesterday, MARKET CRASHED, I ATE MY DOG.

2184 Life of others

2183 😀 !!!JUST IN JEST!!! 😀

In an ALCOHOL FACTORY the REGULAR TESTER DIED and the director started LOOKING FOR a NEW ONE TO HIRE.

A DRUNKARD WITH a RAGGED, DIRTY LOOK CAME TO APPLY for the position.
The director of the factory wondered how TO SEND HIM AWAY. They TESTED HIM.

They gave him a glass with a drink.
He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct", said the boss.

another glass. "It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south western slope, oak barrels."

"Correct." The director was astonished.

He winked at his secretary to suggest something.
She brought in a GLASS OF URINE.

The ALCOHOLIC TRIED IT.
"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, made inside the office. And if you don't give me the job, I'll also tell who's the father!"

The boss collapsed...😜

2182 😀 !!!JUST IN JEST!!! 😀

Teacher - Jayanta, please tell me, what is India Gate?

Jayanta - Sir, India Gate is fine quality basmati rice.....

Teacher - What is Charminar?

Jayanta - Charminar is a very popular cigarette in India and due to its low cost, it is easily affordable.......

Teacher - What is Taj Mahal?

Jayanta - Taj Mahal is packet of tea leaves....

Teacher - Rascal, how dare you give such bullshit answers...
You are spoiling the name of national treasures.......
if you want me to allow you in the classroom tomorrow, don't forget to come with your father's signature!!!!!
           
Jayanta - OK sir.
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Next day.....

Teacher (looking at the table) - Jaaaayaaanta!!!!!
You idiot!!!! How dare you bring whisky bottle inside the classroom?????

Jayanta - Sorry Sir,
But you only told me to bring my father's signature today.... I simply obeyed your order...... Now again you are shouting..... this is not fair, Sir!!!!😇🤣🤣

2181 Best medicine

2180 😀 !!!JUST IN JEST!!! 😀

Here's an INTERESTING TAKE ON ASTROLOGY:

During his routine medical check, the long suffering patient asked the doctor, "DO YOU THINK I'LL LIVE a LONG AND HEALTHY LIFE?"

"I DOUBT IT", said the doctor,  " 'MERCURY IS IN URANUS' RIGHT NOW."

The patient said, " I DON'T GO in for any of that ASTROLOGY NONSENSE."

 "NEITHER DO I", REPLIED the DOCTOR,  "MY THERMOMETER JUST BROKE IN YOUR ASS."
🤣🤣🤣

2179 All are free!

2178 😀 !!!JUST IN JEST!!! 😀

THREE WOMEN go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation.

They GET DRUNK and WAKE UP IN JAIL, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning – though NONE of them can REMEMBER WHAT THEY DID THE NIGHT BEFORE.

The FIRST ONE, a REDHEAD, is strapped in the ELECTRIC CHAIR and is asked if she has any LAST WORDS. She says, “I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and BELIEVE IN the ALMIGHTY POWER OF GOD to intervene on the behalf of the INNOCENT.”

They throw the SWITCH and NOTHING HAPPENS. The executioners all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.

The SECOND ONE, a BRUNETTE, is strapped in and gives her last words. “I just graduated from the Harvard SCHOOL OF LAW and I BELIEVE in the POWER of JUSTICE to intervene on the part of the innocent.”

They throw the SWITCH and again, NOTHING HAPPENS. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.

The LAST ONE, a *BLONDE*, is strapped in and says, “Well, I’m from the University of Texas and just graduated with a DEGREE IN ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING , and I’ll tell ya right now, YA’LL AIN’T GONNA ELECTROCUTE nobody IF you DON’T PLUG THIS THING IN.”