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Friday, May 16, 2014

1455- Least risk & highest profits:

In India, the only business, with the least risk and humongous profits, is 'CORRUPTION'.

Ek Mantri USA gaya to meet his politician friend.

Uska ghar bahot khubsurat tha.

Indian : Itna khubsurat ghar kaise banaya?
American: Wo samne bridge nazar aa raha hai ?
Indian : haan
American: Uska 10% apni jeb me...!!

Phir American India aya to hairaan reh gaya k Indian ka ghar us se bhi zada khubsurat hai

American: Tum ne kaise banaya itna khubsurat ghar??
Indian : Wo samne bridge nazar aa raha hai??
American: nahi

Indian :hahahahahahhaha 😇😈😇

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1454- BOOKS


1453-Success is not final, failure is not fatal:

- "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts."
-Winston Churchill
--- "I slept on benches and everyday borrowed 20Rs/- from friend to travel to film city"
- Sharukh khan

"I failed in 8th standard"

"During my secondary school, I was dropped from school basketball

"I was rejected for the job in ALL INDIA RADIO bcoz of my heavy voice"

"I used to work in petrol pump"

"I was rejected in d interview of PILOT"

"I didn't even complete my university education"
- Bill Gates !!

"I was a dyslexic kid"

"I was raped at the age of 9 "
- Oprah Winfrey

"I used to serve tea at a shop to support my football training"
- Lionel Messi

"I used to sleep on the floor in friends'rooms,returning Coke bottles for food, money, and getting weekly free meals at a local temple"
-Steve Jobs !!

"My teachers used to call me a failure"
- Tony Blair

"I was in prison for 27 years"
- Late President Nelson Mandela

and here comes d "THALIVA"

"At d age of 30, I was a bus conductor"

"Friends, there are many such people who struggled..

Life is not about what you couldn't do so far,
it's about what you can still do.
Wait and don't ever give up..
Miracles happen every day....!! Latest miracle will be : A chaiwala becoming prime minister of India. ------------------------------

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Yes, once in a while we have to relax to recuperate our energy.
But if we settle down in a Comfort zone of a routine, complacency sets in. From that inertia to come out and to achieve any thing worthwhile will be highly impossible.
' Life begins at the end of our comfort zone.'
"When a mother gives birth she is very uncomfortable but through that painful experience she brings forth the greatest accomplishment -- the birth of a human being. It's the same with our life. If we step outside our Comfort Zone we will give birth to great new abilities in our self!"
Jerry Bruckner

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1451- CUTY & HONEY

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1450- Men are men!Men will always be Men - 😈

Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra. Their guide explained to them that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they should not get distracted at all. When they see anything like that, they should just say HARI OM and move on.
Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said- "HARI OM" and rest of them said- "WHERE WHERE!" ... 😅


1449- About polls & wives!

He typed MARRIED it was auto corrected to MARTYRED ..
So then he typed SHAADI it auto corrected to SHAHEED ..
Damn !!! These smart phones have gained too much intelligence .
What is similarity between the Indian Govt. And Pakistan Govt.....?

Both don't care for INDIANS...!!!
India is running on trial and error........

Error was congress and now trial will be BJP
Its damn funny when a wife thinks she is punishing her husband by not talking to him for days.

Santa- Teri aur bhabhi ki jodi to "Ram-Sita" ki jodi hai.

Banta- Kahan yaar!! Na to ye dharti me samati hai, na hi ise koi Raavan le jata hai...! __________________________________