Wonderfully described definitions...........
CRIMINAL:
A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught
MISER:
A person who lives poor, so that he can die RICH!
PESSIMIST:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY
DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
PHILOSOPHER:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
ATOM BOMB:
An invention to bring an end to all inventions
YAWN:
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth
OFFICE:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
CLASSIC:
A book which people praise, but never read
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on .
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present .
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either .
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
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