My SCRAPBOOK (సేకరణలు): A COLLECTION of articles in English and Telugu(తెలుగు), from various sources, on varied subjects. I do not claim credit for any of the contents of these postings as my own.A student's declaration made at the end of his answer paper, holds good to the articles here too:"I hereby declare that the answers written above are true to the best of my friend's knowledge and I claim no responsibility whatsoever of the correctness of the answers."

Monday, April 05, 2010

75 questions to ask yourself

An old proverb says, “He that cannot ask cannot live”. If you want answers you have to ask questions. These are 75 questions you should ask yourself and try to answer. You can ask yourself these questions right now and over the course of your life.

1. Why not me?
2. Am I nice?
3. Am I doing what I really want to do?
4. What am I grateful for?
5. What’s missing in my life?
6. Am I honest?
7. Do I listen to others?
8. Do I work hard?
9. Do I help others?
10. What do I need to change about myself?
11. Have I hurt others?
12. Do I complain?
13. What’s next for me?
14. Do I have fun?
15. Have I seized opportunities?
16. Do I care about others?
17. Do I spend enough time with my family?
18. Am I open-minded?
19. Have I seen enough of the world?
20. Do I judge others?
21. Do I take risks?
22. What is my purpose?
23. What is my biggest fear?
24. How can I conquer that fear?
25. Do I thank people enough?
26. Am I successful?
27. What am I ashamed of?
28. Do I annoy others?
29. What are my dreams?
30. Am I positive?
31. Am I negative?
32. Is there an afterlife?
33. Does everything happen for a reason?
34. What can I do to change the world?
35. What is the most foolish thing I’ve ever done?
36. Am I cheap?
37. Am I greedy?
38. Who do I love?
39. Who do I want to meet?
40. Where do I want to go?
41. What am I most proud of?
42. Do I care what others think about me?
43. What are my talents?
44. Do I utilize those talents?
45. What makes me happy?
46. What makes me sad?
47. What makes me angry?
48. Am I satisfied with my appearance?
49. Am I healthy?
50. What was the toughest time in my life?
51. What was the easiest time in my life?
52. Am I selfish?
53. What was the craziest thing I did?
54. What is the craziest thing I want to do?
55. Do I procrastinate?
56. What is my greatest regret?
57. What has had the greatest impact on my life?
58. Who has had the greatest impact on my life?
59. Do I stand up for myself?
60. Have I settled for mediocrity?
61. Do I hold grudges?
62. Do I read enough?
63. Do I listen to my heart?
64. Do I donate enough to the less fortunate?
65. Do I pray only when I want something?
66. Do I constantly dwell on the past?
67. Do I let other people’s negativity affect me?
68. Do I forgive myself?
69. When I help someone do I think “What’s in it for me”?
70. Am I aware that someone always has it worse than me?
71. Do I smile more than I frown?
72. Do I surround myself with good people?
73. Do I take time out for myself?
74. Do I ask enough questions?
75. What other questions do I have?
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Thursday, April 01, 2010

'కల'వరమాయె మదిలో...

కనుల పండువగానే కాదు, కలల పండువగాను జీవితం గడిచిపోవాలని ఆశపడటం, ఆశించడం మానవ స్వభావం. మనిషికి మంచి కల 'వరం'లా కనిపించడం, చెడ్డ కల కలవరపాటు కలిగించడమూ సహజమే. భావి శుభాశుభాలకు స్వప్నాలు ముందస్తు సూచికలని కొందరి నమ్మిక. నిద్దట్లో వచ్చే మంచి కలలకు తమదైన శైలిలో అర్థం చెప్పుకొంటూ- నిజజీవితంలో అవి వాస్తవరూపం దాల్చాలని ఆకాంక్షించడం; దుస్స్వప్నాలు వస్తే 'కలలో జరిగినది ఇలలో జరగ'దని వాటిని తోసిపుచ్చడం మానవ మనస్తత్వం. నిదురలో కనుల యవనికమీద చిత్రవిచిత్రమైన విన్యాసాలతో శకల కలశాలుగా స్వప్నాలు కదలిపోతుండటం మామూలే. సాధారణంగా కలల చలనాలకు ఓ క్రమమూ ఉండదు. అందువల్లనే- మనోఫలకంపై ప్రగాఢముద్ర వేసినవే తప్ప, దృశ్యాదృశ్యంగా అలా వచ్చి ఇలా వెళిపోయే కలలు- మెలకువ వచ్చాక అంతగా గుర్తుండవు. అయినా, నిద్రాదేవి ఒడిలో సేదతీరే వేళ- అలసిన మనసును అలరించే లాలిపాటలు స్వప్నవిపంచి మీటే 'కల'స్వనాలే! ఆ స్వరాల్లో దైవవాణిని విన్న మహాకవులూ ఉన్నారు. రామభద్రుడు కలలో కనిపించి తనచేత భాగవతాన్ని పలికించాడన్నాడు 'తెలుగువారి పుణ్యపేటి' పోతన. శివకేశవులిద్దరూ ఒకేమూర్తిగా హరిహరనాథ రూపంలో తనకు స్వప్నంలో ప్రత్యక్షమై మహాభారత రచన చేయడానికి అనుగ్రహించాడన్నాడు మహాకవి తిక్కన.

కలలో సాక్షాత్కరించినవి ఇలలో సాకారమవుతాయా, లేదా అన్న సంగతి అటుంచితే- అందమైన కలల ప్రపంచంలో విహరించినంతకాలం మనిషి ఆస్వాదించే ఆనందానుభూతులు అనిర్వచనీయమైనవే. కాసేపైనా- దైనందిన జీవితంలోని కష్టాల్ని మరచిపోవడానికి, కన్నీళ్లను దిగమింగుకోవడానికి, దైన్యాన్ని పారదోలడానికి, ధైర్యాన్ని నింపుకోవడానికి మనిషికి ఆలంబన కలలే. 'మజిలీ మజిలీకి అలసిపోతున్నాం/మలుపు మలుపుకీ రాలిపోతున్నాం/ఆశల వెచ్చని పాన్పుమీద/స్వప్నాల పుష్పాలు జల్లుకొని/ఆదమరచి కాసేపు విశ్రమించడానికి అనుమతించు తండ్రీ!' అంటూ భగవంతుడికి విన్నవించుకున్న కవి తిలక్‌- కల ఎప్పుడూ మనిషికి బలం అన్నాడు. ఇతరత్రా ఏమోకానీ, మనసులు ఇచ్చిపుచ్చుకున్నవారి ప్రేమల విషయంలో మాత్రం కలలు బలవర్ధకమే. ప్రణయజీవులు సౌందర్యద్వీపాల్ని సందర్శించేదీ, ఆశలమాలికలు అల్లుకునేదీ, తమ ప్రేమసౌధాలను నగిషీలతో అలంకరించేదీ- స్వప్నలోక సంచారంలోనే! మెలకువ తెచ్చుకుంటే, ఆ రసాస్వాదనకు ఎక్కడ ఆటంకం కలుగుతుందోనన్న భయంతో వారు 'తెలివి రానీయకే, కల కరిగిపోతాది' అని పలవరించడమూ కద్దు. కలలోకొచ్చిన చినవాణ్నే వలచి, వలపించుకుని తమ నిజజీవిత కథానాయకులుగా చేసుకున్న కథానాయికలూ మన కావ్యాల్లో కనిపిస్తారు. ద్వారకానగరిలో ఉన్న అనిరుద్ధుడు శోణపురం యువరాణి ఉషాసుందరి కలలోకి వచ్చాడు. అలా వచ్చినవాడు మిన్నకుండా ఏవో చిలిపి పనులు చేశాడంటూ... 'ఆవలనేమేమొ చేసె నయ్యాగడంబు నెట్లు చెప్పుదు సిగ్గు నోరెత్తనీదు' అని చెలికత్తె చిత్రరేఖ వద్ద వాపోయింది ఉష. తన యోగవిద్యాబలంతో చిత్రరేఖ ద్వారకలో ఉన్న అనిరుద్ధుణ్ని ఉష శయ్యాగృహానికి చేర్చడం, వారిరువురూ పరిణయమాడటం- అబ్బయామాత్యుని 'అనిరుద్ధ చరిత్రము' ఇతివృత్తం. అనిరుద్ధుడి తండ్రి ప్రద్యుమ్నుడి వివాహానికి నాంది పలికిందీ కలే! ప్రభావతికి పార్వతీదేవి కలలో ప్రత్యక్షమై, ఓ చిత్తరువును చూపించి 'ఇతండు నీ వల్లభుండు/ప్రద్యుమ్నుడనియెడి ప్రభుకుమారుడు' అని వరనిర్ణయం చేసిందట.

మనిషిలో నిద్రాణంగా ఉన్న ఆలోచనలు, బయటకు చెప్పుకోలేని భావనలు, అణచిపెట్టుకున్న కోరికలు కలల రూపుదాలుస్తాయన్నది శాస్త్రజ్ఞుల విశ్లేషణ. ఆహ్లాదం పంచే కల మనుషుల్ని ఉల్లాసోత్సాహ భరితుల్ని చేసినట్లే, ఆందోళన రేకెత్తించే పీడకల వారిని కలవరపరుస్తుంది. మనిషికి వచ్చే పీడకలలకు కారణం- వారిలో చెలరేగే భావోద్వేగాలు, మానసిక సంఘర్షణలు, భయాందోళనలేనని షికాగోలోని ఓ సంస్థ రెండువేలమందిపై నిర్వహించిన ఓ సర్వేలో తేల్చింది. ప్రతి పదిమందిలో ఒకర్ని భయోత్పాతంతో కూడిన కలలు వెంటాడుతున్నాయని, ప్రతి ఇరవైమందిలో ఒకరు పక్షం రోజులకు ఓసారి నిద్రలో ఉలిక్కిపడి లేస్తున్నారనీ ఆ అధ్యయనంలో వెల్లడైంది. పీడకలలు మహాఅయితే నిద్రలో చటుక్కున లేచేలా చేస్తాయి, అంతే. కానీ, పరీక్షలు విద్యార్థులకు కంటిమీద అసలు కునుకే లేకుండా చేస్తుంటాయి. పరీక్షల భయమే ఎక్కువమందిని పీడిస్తున్నట్లూ షికాగో సంస్థ సర్వేలో వెలుగులోకి వచ్చింది. 'డిగ్రీలు లేని పాండిత్యం వన్నెకు రాని' ఈ రోజుల్లో పరీక్షల్లో ఉత్తీర్ణులు కావడం ముఖ్యమే. అలాగని, నిద్రాహారాలు మానేసిమరీ పుస్తకాలతో కుస్తీ పడితేనే వాటిలో నెగ్గుతామని భావించడమూ సరికాదు. మిగతా రోజుల్లోకంటే, పరీక్షల సమయంలో ఒక గంట అదనంగా నిద్రపోతే- విద్యార్థులు విజయం సాధించే అవకాశాలు ఎక్కువగా ఉంటాయని బ్రిటన్‌కు చెందిన శాస్త్రవేత్తలు చెబుతున్నారు. విద్యార్థుల విజయంపై నిద్రలేమి ప్రభావం చూపుతుందంటూ, రోజూకన్నా పరీక్షలప్పుడు ఓ గంట ఎక్కువగా నిద్రించడంవల్ల వారిలో అలసట మాయమై, నూతనోత్సాహం వస్తుందని భరోసా ఇస్తున్నారు. కలల్లోనూ వెంటపడి తరుముతూ, భయపెడుతున్న పరీక్షలకు- ఓ గంట అదనపు నిద్రతో దీటైన జవాబు ఇవ్వాల్సింది విద్యార్థులే!

(ఈనాడు, సంపాదకీయం, ౨౮:౦౩:౨౦౧౦)
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M.F. HUSSAIN

This is a Letter to the Editor of The Hindu, from a practicing Christian lady who was Professor in Stella Maris College, Chennai till recently; now settled at Baroda, regarding an Edit in The Hindu in favor of bringing back MF Hussain to India.

The Professor has written so well. Let Hussain enjoy the Hospitality of Qatar. He should stop giving us sermons. The spineless Indian media should pick up some courage.

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Dear Ram,

I have taken time to write this to you Ram-for the simple reason that we have known you for so many years- you and The Hindu bring back happy memories. Please take what I am putting down as those that come from an agonized soul. You know that I do not mince words and what I have to say I will-I call a spade a spade-now it is too late for me to learn the tricks of being called a ‘secularist’ if that means a bias for, one, and a bias against, another.

Hussain is now a citizen of Qatar-this has generated enough of heat and less of light. Qatar you know better than me is not a country which respects democracy or freedom of expression. Hussain says he has complete freedom-I challenge him to paint a picture of Mohammed fully clad.

There is no second opinion that artists have the Right of Freedom of expression. Is such a right restricted only to Hussain? Will that right not flow to Dan Brown-why was his film-Da Vinci Code not screened? Why was Satanic Verses banned-does Salman Rushdie not have that freedom of expression? Similarly why is Taslima hunted and hounded and why fatwas have been issued on both these writers? Why has Qatar not offered citizenship to Taslima? In the present rioting in Shimoga in Karnataka against the article Taslima wrote against the tradition of burqua which appeared in the Out Look in Jan 2007.No body protested then either in Delhi or in any other part of the country; now when it reappears in a Karnataka paper there is rioting. Is there a political agenda to create a problem in Karnataka by the intolerant goons? Why has the media not condemned this insensitivity and intolerance of the Muslims against Taslima’s views? When it comes to the Sangh Parivar it is quick to call them goons and intolerant etc. Now who are the goons and where is this tolerance and sensitivity?

Regarding Hussain’s artistic freedom it seems to run unfettered in an expression of sexual perversion only when he envisages the Hindu Gods and Goddesses. There is no quarrel had he painted a nude woman sitting on the tail of a monkey. The point is he captioned it as Sita. Nobody would have protested against the sexual perversion and his orientation to sexual signs and symbols. But would he dare to caption it as ‘Fatima enjoying in Jannat with animals’?

Next example-is the painting of Saraswati copulating with a lion. Here again his perversion is evident and so is his intent. Even that lets concede cannot be faulted-each one’s sexual orientation is each one’s business I suppose. But he captioned it as Saraswati. This is the problem. It is Hussain’s business to enjoy in painting his sexual perversion. But why use Saraswati and Sita for his perverted expressions? Use Fatima and watch the consequence. Let the media people come to his rescue then. Now that he is in a country that gives him complete freedom let him go ahead and paint Fatima copulating with a lion or any other animal of his choice. And then turn around and prove to India-the Freedom of expression he enjoys in Qatar.

Talking about Freedom of Expression-this is the Hussain who supported Emergency-painted Indira Gandhi as Durga slaying Jayaprakas Narayan. He supported the jailing of artists and writers. Where did this Freedom of Expression go? And you call him secularist? Would you support the jailing of artists and writers Ram –would you support the abeyance of the Constitution and all that we held sacred in democracy and the excessiveness of Indira Gandhi to gag the media-writers- political opponents? Tell me honesty why does Hussain expect this Freedom when he himself did not support others with the same freedom he wants? And the media has rushed to his rescue. Had it been a Ram who painted such obnoxious, .degrading painting-the reactions of the media and the elite ‘secularists’ would have been different; because there is a different perception/and index of secularism when it comes to Ram-and a different perception/and index of secularism when it comes to Rahim/Hussain.

It brings back to my mind an episode that happened to The Hindu some years ago.[1991]. You had a separate weekly page for children with cartoons, quizzes, and with poems and articles of school children. In one such weekly page The Hindu printed a venerable bearded man-fully robed with head dress, mouthing some passages of the Koran-trying to teach children .It was done not only in good faith but as a part of inculcating values to children from the Koran. All hell broke loose. Your office witnessed goons who rushed in-demanded an apology-held out threats. In Ambur,Vaniambadi and Vellore the papers stands were burned-the copies of The Hindu were consigned to the fire. A threat to raise the issue in Parliament through a Private Members Bill was held out-Hectic activities went on-I am not sure of the nature and the machinations behind the scene. But The Hindu next day brought out a public apology in its front page. Where were you Ram? How secular and tolerant were the Muslims?

Well this is of the past-today it is worse because the communal temperature in this country is at a all high-even a small friction can ignite and demolition the country’s peace and harmony. It is against this background that one should view Hussain who is bent on abusing and insulting the Hindu Gods and Goddesses. Respect for religious sentiments, need to maintain peace and harmony should also be part of the agenda of an artist-if he is great. If it is absent then he cannot say that he respects India and express his longing for India.

Let’s face it-he is a fugitive of law. Age and religion are immaterial. What does the media want-that he be absolved by the courts? Even for that he has to appear in the courts-he cannot run away-After all this is the country where he lived and gave expression to his pervert sadist, erotic artistic mind under Freedom of Expression. I simply cannot jump into the bandwagon of the elite ‘secularist’ and uphold what he had done. With his brush he had committed jihad-bloodletting.

The issue is just not nudity-Yes the temples-the frescoes in Konarak and Kajhuraho have nude figures-But does it say that they are Sita, Sarswati or any goddesses? We have the Yoni and the Phallus as sacred signs of Life-of Siva and Shakthi-take these icons to the streets, paint them -give it a caption it become vulgar. Times have changed. Even granted that our ancients sculptured and painted naked forms and figures, with a pervert mind to demean religion is no license to repeat that in today’s changed political and social scenario and is not a sign of secularism and tolerance. I repeat there is no quarrel with nudity-painters have time and again found in it the perfection of God’s hand craft.

Let me wish Hussain peace in Qatar-the totalitarian regime with zero tolerance May be he will convince the regime there to permit freedom of expression in word, writing and painting. For this he could start experimenting painting forms and figure of Mohamed the Prophet-and his family And may I fervently wish that the media-especially The Hindu does not discriminate goons-let it not substitute tolerance for intolerance when it comes to Rahim and Antony and another index for Ram.

I hope you will read this in the same spirit that I have written.
All the best to you Ram.

Dr Mrs. Hilda Raja, Vadodara
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